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Offline Demo

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Letter to David Cameron.
« on: April 09, 2016, 07:57:35 PM »
Dear Prime Minister,

Prior to coming to the country, I married a widow out of love who had an 18-year-old daughter.
After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of times, and he fell in love with my step-daughter.
My father eventually married her.
As a result, my step-daughter legally became my step-mother and my father my son-in-law. 
My father's wife (also my step-daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step-daughter's mother.

This boy is also my brother, the son of my father. As you can see, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife.
Therefore, it appears that I am also my wife's grandchild. 
A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle.
My son is also my step-mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.

In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following:
Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law, and my step-mother's brother fulfil the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?

Sincerely yours,

« Last Edit: April 09, 2016, 08:04:31 PM by Demo »

Offline Friisky

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Re: Letter to David Cameron.
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2016, 02:15:21 AM »
I remember reading the exact paragraph you put about the step daughter before on 4chan.

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Re: Letter to David Cameron.
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2016, 09:20:21 PM »
That entire letter is completely F*cked! Lmao XD
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